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Dustin Drase writes

Know your enemy and know yourself

“Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” ~Sun Tzu

It’s absolutely no secret that I hate the Counting Crows. And it should come as no surprise that I also hate Adam Duritz, his stupid puffy face and his ridiculous white boy dreads. That being said, a friend recently sent me this:

Which of course led me to search and see if there were MORE idiots willing to emblazon my enemy on their skin.

Turns out there is.

The Adam Duritz website even has a few suggestions for those wishing to make their mark.

for your lower back, ankle..

(this is from the Hard Candy cover)

Gross! Let’s put a horrible tattoo on two of the most trashy spots for tattoos. Way to go folks. Way to go. While you’re at it, why don’t you just got a tattoo of Adam Duritz riding a Motorcyle with the Tazmanian Devil on the back. Oh, you know what would look good with that? A tribal arm band. Super cool!

for those who want to piss off their parents or look dangerous…

(this is from the inside of the Recovering The Satellites cd)

Dangerous! Hahahahahahahahah. That’s brilliant. These people should be sterilized. Seriously.

On a not so permanent note, if you happen to click on the “sexy“ link you’ll find this….

“You don’t have to look very hard to see that Duritz’s lyrics have become sexier with each album. There are many provocative lyrics you can silk screen across your breasts.”

It pains me to think that anyone has sex with Adam Duritz. It’s bad enough to know that he knocked boots with the entire cast of Friends let alone to know that he “peeks down the shirts of all the little girls as they pass him by.” This jealous little blogger has about a billion posts about wanting to have sex with Adam Duritz. What the hell is wrong with people?

LOOK AT HIM!!!!

Ok, now go wash your eyes out with drain cleaner.