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Dustin Drase writes

Shine those musical choppers

Apparently the human jaw is a great conductor of sound, a revelation which led a team of scientists to conclude that what the world needs is a toothbrush that beams Miley Cyrus directly into your brain while you brush. Talk about scary!

While Hasbro is inititally marketing its “Tooth Tunes” invention to children, replacement chips will be available. The implications are amazing. Personally, I want my teeth to be Fugazi clean!

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